Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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i pooped a pretzel!!
All those tools you've been eating.
all you need is chipotlaway
These pretzels make me thirsty
I hate that shit...literally.
HAHAHAAHAHA. i feel ya
Shit I took a poop a week ago and my asshole still hurts I think it tore. Anyone wanna play doctor?(;
Happens to me if I've been on pills for like a month
Damn now I needa poop and I'm scared ha.
quit having butt sex
Is this the 1 guy 1 jar dude?
6:03. I do hope you're a female, I really do. Then again, hot girls don't shit [sarcasm?].
3:51, the first thing i thought of when i read this text was Baby Mama. and then south park.
hahaa 3:36...south park.
been there... and yes it hurts :(
like pooping glass!
no, no.. I think it's fook. like FOOK YOU 4:24
Eat at McDonalds or Burger King that'll grease the runway
OMG I'm laughing so hard I'm about to pee in my pants XD
omfg worst shits EVER.
hey fifth, you were fourth.
These pretzels are making me thristy
How the fuck does something this stupid get approved? Fuck this site.
foreign languages ftw!
4:48, that's Japanese, you dipshit.
Been there, done that. Even made me bleed once. It was ew
4:40, that foreign language looks like the Disney logo! I love it!
what the fook is up with all the pretzel talk
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Stupidest. Text. Ever.
These crackers are making me thirsty
"WTF, did I eat glass?"
Its really not that funny, but that's the hardest I think I've ever laughed at one of these posts.
"AGGHH IT FEELS LIKE I'M SHITTING A KNIFE!!!"
throw it at somebody.
I had to take tablets for 3 months and I felt like I was shoving knives out my arse.
I feel the same way !!!
Spell right, motherFUCKer.