Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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i pooped a pretzel!!
All those tools you've been eating.
These pretzels make me thirsty
all you need is chipotlaway
I hate that shit...literally.
quit having butt sex
HAHAHAAHAHA. i feel ya
Damn now I needa poop and I'm scared ha.
Happens to me if I've been on pills for like a month
6:03. I do hope you're a female, I really do. Then again, hot girls don't shit [sarcasm?].
Shit I took a poop a week ago and my asshole still hurts I think it tore. Anyone wanna play doctor?(;
3:51, the first thing i thought of when i read this text was Baby Mama. and then south park.
been there... and yes it hurts :(
hahaa 3:36...south park.
like pooping glass!
Is this the 1 guy 1 jar dude?
no, no.. I think it's fook. like FOOK YOU 4:24
These pretzels are making me thristy
Eat at McDonalds or Burger King that'll grease the runway
OMG I'm laughing so hard I'm about to pee in my pants XD
hey fifth, you were fourth.
How the fuck does something this stupid get approved? Fuck this site.
omfg worst shits EVER.
Been there, done that. Even made me bleed once. It was ew
4:40, that foreign language looks like the Disney logo! I love it!
what the fook is up with all the pretzel talk
foreign languages ftw!
4:48, that's Japanese, you dipshit.
Stupidest. Text. Ever.
These crackers are making me thirsty
ޝޙޔިޘޅ ފޠަ ލޗެ ޔޠޙޘޢޝޓޗޜޔޓ
"WTF, did I eat glass?"
"AGGHH IT FEELS LIKE I'M SHITTING A KNIFE!!!"
Its really not that funny, but that's the hardest I think I've ever laughed at one of these posts.
throw it at somebody.
I had to take tablets for 3 months and I felt like I was shoving knives out my arse.
I feel the same way !!!
Spell right, motherFUCKer.