Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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i pooped a pretzel!!
All those tools you've been eating.
These pretzels make me thirsty
quit having butt sex
all you need is chipotlaway
I hate that shit...literally.
HAHAHAAHAHA. i feel ya
6:03. I do hope you're a female, I really do. Then again, hot girls don't shit [sarcasm?].
been there... and yes it hurts :(
Happens to me if I've been on pills for like a month
Damn now I needa poop and I'm scared ha.
Shit I took a poop a week ago and my asshole still hurts I think it tore. Anyone wanna play doctor?(;
hahaa 3:36...south park.
like pooping glass!
Is this the 1 guy 1 jar dude?
3:51, the first thing i thought of when i read this text was Baby Mama. and then south park.
hey fifth, you were fourth.
OMG I'm laughing so hard I'm about to pee in my pants XD
These pretzels are making me thristy
Eat at McDonalds or Burger King that'll grease the runway
omfg worst shits EVER.
Been there, done that. Even made me bleed once. It was ew
How the fuck does something this stupid get approved? Fuck this site.
4:40, that foreign language looks like the Disney logo! I love it!
no, no.. I think it's fook. like FOOK YOU 4:24
foreign languages ftw!
what the fook is up with all the pretzel talk
4:48, that's Japanese, you dipshit.
These crackers are making me thirsty
"WTF, did I eat glass?"
Stupidest. Text. Ever.
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"AGGHH IT FEELS LIKE I'M SHITTING A KNIFE!!!"
Its really not that funny, but that's the hardest I think I've ever laughed at one of these posts.
throw it at somebody.
I had to take tablets for 3 months and I felt like I was shoving knives out my arse.
Spell right, motherFUCKer.
I feel the same way !!!