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  • 67 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:18pm

    i pooped a pretzel!!

  • 65 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:18pm

    All those tools you've been eating.

  • 65 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:25pm

    6:03. I do hope you're a female, I really do. Then again, hot girls don't shit [sarcasm?].

  • 62 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:20pm

    HAHAHAAHAHA. i feel ya

  • 63 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:22pm

    quit having butt sex

  • 57 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:16pm

    These pretzels make me thirsty -Crispy

  • 55 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:58pm

    hahaa 3:36...south park.

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:22pm

    been there... and yes it hurts :(

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:15pm

    Happens to me if I've been on pills for like a month

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:27pm

    I hate that shit...literally.

  • 65 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:22pm

    Eat at McDonalds or Burger King that'll grease the runway

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:22pm

    what the fook is up with all the pretzel talk

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:04pm

    3:51, the first thing i thought of when i read this text was Baby Mama. and then south park.

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 5:02pm

    OMG I'm laughing so hard I'm about to pee in my pants XD

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:17pm

    like pooping glass!

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:27pm

    no, no.. I think it's fook. like FOOK YOU 4:24

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:36pm

    all you need is chipotlaway

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:11pm

    Damn now I needa poop and I'm scared ha.

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:32pm

    Been there, done that. Even made me bleed once. It was ew

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:03pm

    Shit I took a poop a week ago and my asshole still hurts I think it tore. Anyone wanna play doctor?(;

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:14pm

    hey fifth, you were fourth.

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:55pm

    4:48, that's Japanese, you dipshit.

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:29pm

    ޝޙޔިޘޅ ފޠަ ލޗެ ޔޠޙޘޢޝޓޗޜޔޓ

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:45pm

    How the fuck does something this stupid get approved? Fuck this site.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:50am

    Is this the 1 guy 1 jar dude?

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:33pm

    foreign languages ftw!

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 7:36pm

    omfg worst shits EVER.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:26pm

    Stupidest. Text. Ever.

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:37pm

    "AGGHH IT FEELS LIKE I'M SHITTING A KNIFE!!!"

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:59pm

    These pretzels are making me thristy

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:40pm

    わまやはあ。まや

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:22pm

    "WTF, did I eat glass?"

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:35pm

    These crackers are making me thirsty

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:13pm

    Its really not that funny, but that's the hardest I think I've ever laughed at one of these posts.

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:51pm

    throw it at somebody.

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:48pm

    4:40, that foreign language looks like the Disney logo! I love it!

  • 23 35
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 26, 12 at 6:36am

    I had to take tablets for 3 months and I felt like I was shoving knives out my arse.

  • 36 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:24pm

    Spell right, motherFUCKer.

  • 25 52
    Submitted by faythee on Aug 15, 11 at 9:49am

    I feel the same way !!!