Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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i pooped a pretzel!!
All those tools you've been eating.
These pretzels make me thirsty
all you need is chipotlaway
I hate that shit...literally.
quit having butt sex
HAHAHAAHAHA. i feel ya
Happens to me if I've been on pills for like a month
Damn now I needa poop and I'm scared ha.
6:03. I do hope you're a female, I really do. Then again, hot girls don't shit [sarcasm?].
Is this the 1 guy 1 jar dude?
3:51, the first thing i thought of when i read this text was Baby Mama. and then south park.
hahaa 3:36...south park.
Shit I took a poop a week ago and my asshole still hurts I think it tore. Anyone wanna play doctor?(;
been there... and yes it hurts :(
like pooping glass!
no, no.. I think it's fook. like FOOK YOU 4:24
These pretzels are making me thristy
Eat at McDonalds or Burger King that'll grease the runway
hey fifth, you were fourth.
OMG I'm laughing so hard I'm about to pee in my pants XD
How the fuck does something this stupid get approved? Fuck this site.
omfg worst shits EVER.
4:48, that's Japanese, you dipshit.
Been there, done that. Even made me bleed once. It was ew
4:40, that foreign language looks like the Disney logo! I love it!
what the fook is up with all the pretzel talk
foreign languages ftw!
Stupidest. Text. Ever.
ޝޙޔިޘޅ ފޠަ ލޗެ ޔޠޙޘޢޝޓޗޜޔޓ
These crackers are making me thirsty
"WTF, did I eat glass?"
"AGGHH IT FEELS LIKE I'M SHITTING A KNIFE!!!"
Its really not that funny, but that's the hardest I think I've ever laughed at one of these posts.
throw it at somebody.
I had to take tablets for 3 months and I felt like I was shoving knives out my arse.
I feel the same way !!!
Spell right, motherFUCKer.