Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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i pooped a pretzel!!
All those tools you've been eating.
These pretzels make me thirsty
I hate that shit...literally.
quit having butt sex
all you need is chipotlaway
HAHAHAAHAHA. i feel ya
6:03. I do hope you're a female, I really do. Then again, hot girls don't shit [sarcasm?].
been there... and yes it hurts :(
Happens to me if I've been on pills for like a month
Shit I took a poop a week ago and my asshole still hurts I think it tore. Anyone wanna play doctor?(;
Damn now I needa poop and I'm scared ha.
hahaa 3:36...south park.
Is this the 1 guy 1 jar dude?
like pooping glass!
3:51, the first thing i thought of when i read this text was Baby Mama. and then south park.
hey fifth, you were fourth.
OMG I'm laughing so hard I'm about to pee in my pants XD
These pretzels are making me thristy
Eat at McDonalds or Burger King that'll grease the runway
omfg worst shits EVER.
Been there, done that. Even made me bleed once. It was ew
How the fuck does something this stupid get approved? Fuck this site.
4:40, that foreign language looks like the Disney logo! I love it!
no, no.. I think it's fook. like FOOK YOU 4:24
what the fook is up with all the pretzel talk
foreign languages ftw!
4:48, that's Japanese, you dipshit.
These crackers are making me thirsty
"WTF, did I eat glass?"
Stupidest. Text. Ever.
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Its really not that funny, but that's the hardest I think I've ever laughed at one of these posts.
"AGGHH IT FEELS LIKE I'M SHITTING A KNIFE!!!"
throw it at somebody.
I had to take tablets for 3 months and I felt like I was shoving knives out my arse.
Spell right, motherFUCKer.
I feel the same way !!!