OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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