Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I am puke

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(248): View more from Michigan

Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!

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(254): View more from Texas

you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

He asked me if I "almost moaned"

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic

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(818): View more from California

Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.

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(571): View more from Virginia

How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.

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(602): View more from Arizona

RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...

(480): View more from Arizona

IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY

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