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  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:27pm

    I'm going with run and get out now people...

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:26pm

    there's this thing called sarcasm.... and unfortunately it doesn't read as well as it sounds.

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:28am

    bwahahahahaha... love the sarcasm.

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:28pm

    i'm def. using that line this weekend

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:15pm

    He uses that line on all the ladies...

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:45am

    I'm gonna walk and get in, cause no body trusts a runner

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:46pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i liked the last one. dumbasses.

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:17pm

    id eat the corn out of your shit just to see where it came from

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:01pm

    There's no way your worth even 1/4 of that. Dolphin offin' is a lot of work. And I think he's stealing that line from the movie "Bio-Dome" just tweaked it a little.

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:49pm

    only if that is a dinner where a defenseless animal was killed in order to feed us.......

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:48pm

    awww thats cute:). keeper

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:59pm

    You all are strange peoples.

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:51pm

    I love dolphins. No, I LOVE dolphins. In that way.

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Laurennniscool on Oct 6, 10 at 1:29am

    Bahahahahaha!!!! Just read 12:52, dunno why but I lol'd

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:57pm

    well I would like it more if there were midgets involved

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:41pm

    hahaha 2:08 agreeeeeed

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:09pm

    Bio-Dome is an AWESOME movie

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:32pm

    3:28... you're doing the same thing. Dumbass.

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:16am

    That is dedication. Take it in only the best way.

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:45pm

    Nothing like killing helpless animals to express your desire to be with someone - i see a basement and a bottle of lotion in your future.

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:08pm

    ... But Arkansas doesn't even have dolphins, meaning he'd have to go SUPER out of his way. so it's kinda sweet

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:52pm

    yeah, well....i would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie

  • 42 60
    Submitted by anonymous8889 on Aug 7, 10 at 7:40pm

    Tony Hayward?

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:36pm

    why is nobody laughing at 12:52...?

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:47pm

    It's a sad, sad day when a man has to kill a defenseless animal in order to get with someone... wouldn't it be cheaper and less difficult to just oh I don't know, buy her flowers and take her out to dinner?

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:55pm

    if only killing animal activists wasn't a crime......I guarantee the poor defensless animals would be safer

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:28pm

    I like how people bitch about the people who are bitching. Idiots.

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:40pm

    I'd fuck a polar bear in his ass if you would be part of our threesome!

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:32pm

    I just hope he was drunk or something when he said it

  • 38 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:03pm

    jeaze people take things way too seriously, why read this website if you take every text so seriously?

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:24pm

    2:03PM....agreed! WTF people, it was a joke. and 2:32...the whole point of this site is to post funny texts from drunk people!!! Is it going to be like this all summer now that school's out???