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(440): View more from Ohio

Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?

(1-440): View more from Ohio

because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?

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(806): View more from Texas

Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator

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(281): View more from Texas

Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.

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