So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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i fucked my family friend...turned out she was my cousin. oops. still the best i've ever had. i fuck her regularly now.
In soviet russia your friends r already DEAD
How do you all assume it is a girl? Dickheads.
"November 29, 2009 3:53AM"...sick.
did the family friend have 4 legs and a lot of hair?
All good.. well.. unless the "family friend" was some old homeless dude that your folks always manage to find and bring home for Thanksgiving outta pity.. oh, outta charity, that is.
Ehhh whatever. Blame it on the booze
Does the family friend walk on all fours?
If your not related who gives a fuck
Well they don't call it "distant" realtives for nothing
Because your dad can't look his friend in the eye now that he knows he choked his little girl with his dong. That's why.
A hoe? Is that a backhoe? Moron.
Wanna know how I got these scars?
A friend is a friend. A family friend is family. OP is a major slut.