wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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fact: we are just as horny as men, but we don't want to sleep with just anyone. that's the difference between men and women.
EVERYBODY knows about the detachable shower head. Best way to get off. It's even better when you scoot yourself under the bathtub faucet. AMAZING. Probably even better than a vibrator.
I love putting my pussy under the bathtub sink
I prefer the water jets in the jacuzzi.... they make my pussy feel like a rockstar
That's where you're wrong. Females, unlike males, do generally give a fuck about what they are about to fuck. Because females, unlike males, have the option to make decisions...because of vaginas.
Why fuck an ugly guy or a prick when you can fuck a hot guy?
I heart shower head. I also heart shower heads. Yesssssss. It is sometimes better than sex
And they say romance is dead
I discovered the wonders of the detachable shower head well before I knew what masturbation even was...
4:48- Goddamn right.
I found the joys of the shower head once I moved in with my boyfriend, who has a detachable one. I already knew how fucking outstanding the faucet is, which honestly took me by surprise, but being able to change the settings? Helllll yes. We still have just as much sex than before I started having intimate moments with the shower head.
I ain't no ho, or golddigger, or sperm bank. I don't want kids and I don't need a man's money. Just want to fuck the man I love. Goddamn.
Try using the shower head while having sex ;)
So, this one time, I masturbated in the shower, and it was alright and all, but I think the cool part about it is it's very hard to get caught, and you can just say you were cleaning.
That feels sooooo good on a clitoris ;)
Thank you 132 for getting back on track...the faucet is pretty fucking amazing
This wAs good to read i giggled inside.
Oh hunny, it's a classic.
Agree with 9:41. Thought every girl over the age of 10 knew the greatness of the handheld shower massage.
Daddy Water all the way. The BF of all female prisoners
Holy shit are you serious? I used to use that thing all the time! Then my parents got a new shower head that doesn't have those 3 turbo massage streams. It's okay though, because the water pressure in my house is fantastic.
Loveeee it. Just having the showerhead on my clitoris is amazingggg. I just scoot down
omg! I love the detachale shower head. oh wat would I do without it!!!
Every girl does this!
4:45 must have been turned down waaaaay to many times. Fucking idiot.
5:33... You're awesome. I'd love to have a girl like that
detachable shower head ohhhhh yeahhhhh
7:01 me too!!
5:33 and I were definitely cut from the same cloth. Amen, sister.
And people need to stop assuming that ALL girls are shallow bitches and ALL guys are sex-driven douchebags. First of all, just because you may have had a bad experience or two, does not mean you can lump everyone together. Second, everyone has their moments; it's okay to be a shallow bitch or douche every once in a while.
Everyone just needs to chill the fuck out, take life for what it is, and stop being so damn presumptuous.
I get off with my detachable shower head every day. It's amazing. Especially after shaving the kitty.
shower head masturbation is amazing. the way it feels on my clit is fuckin great! love it
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOES AGAIN
6:11, some kid in my school told me to try that. Shower head bath tub does it for me. Mm mm mmmm ;)
Electric toothbrush is so much better
Obviously with a spare brush head
Does the trick everytime !
what. re you ten years old?
Sorry I might sound retarded but how do you use a shower head to masturbate?
You take the detachable shower head, adjust the temperature of the water to warm if you want a quick orgasm or cold if you want it to last long, adjust the pressure,slower if you just begun and then sit somewhere example close down a toilet seat and sit on it and then s\nhover the shower head on your pussy aiming one of the streams directly above your clit. Trust me it’s the next best thing to a billion dollars.
Really 1:16? With all of the various shit people post on this website you're ready to make sweeping generalizations about 50% of the entire population?!? Really? Goddammit. If anything this is an argument for variation. Get your head out of your ass.
Use to use the shower head all the time!!
because no one has a chocolate penis that ejaculates money
i loove the shower head, but mines not detachable. but you can change the settings and OMG, if you put it on the 1 jet stream..amaaaazing.
Ohhh shit!! I thought this was a guy writing this I kept on thinking "how the fuck?" lol but oohh kay!! That makes sense now lolololololololol
omg i use to think my boy friend was good, but then i tried this and then next time i seen him i cudnt help my self, i laughed my ass off.
Ah shower head is amazing, as is bathtub faucet, and jets in hot tubs or pools. I started with the jets when I was 6 hahaha
Am I the only one who finds the shower head doesn't work...? I can get off easily any other way, but the shower head doesn't do it at all for me..
Nothing is original anymore
I named mine 'Jake Ryan'. Jake makes me happy when the world is sad. 5:44: word.
It's not original at all! I do it all the time. Lmao.
It's the best way.
i love doing this ;)
Ahhhh the shower massager!!!!! Sperm Bank really... Some men are just idiots!
Hahahaha! I know so Many ppl who do that
1234.. Do you realize how much bacteria is on that?! I bet your a walking yeast infection.
Dumbarse, stop believing adverts. Bacteria are everywhere that hasn't been sterilised 30 seconds ago. That is why we have immune systems! Trust me, I'm a biology graduate.
you mean like herbal essences??
All the sexism here is hilarious.
Men lie to women to get laid, women accept the lies because they want them to be true, even though they know its a lie.
5:44 has me rock hard
omg i thought my bf was good, then i tried this and i cudnt help but laugh wen i saw my bf it was hilarious
5:44 we need more women like you but than agai there are a lot of shitbags out there so it makes it hard for some guys to find good girls
Hell, I'm a guy and I use it on my balls and tip while stroking
Why do girls pretend they're not as vapid and shallow as 4.45 has suggested?
More than most of them definitely are. Denial is such an ugly thing.
I don't do it and I know it's "a thing", ur out of the masturbation loop...
1:22 I always thought it was fear of pregnacy they only fuck guys they want to trap in a relationship.
Detachable shower heads ROCK!!!!
any bitch that isn't a lesbo would really be happy to jump on any dick they get a chance to have. But they don't because they are afraid people will think they are whores.
Well, 5:36, I'm a unique breed. Once you've been through some crazy shit in your life, you can't afford to be a cookie-cutter image of every girl in america. They're mostly pretentious, picky, jealous, and not always on the smart side.
You gotta find you a girl who isn't spoiled. The word "survival doesn't mean shit to a woman until she literally has to survive something. That's why I don't want kids and I don't give a shit about money.
8:02 just try it
You might like it ;)
and if the shower head spit out money as well as water, these bitches wouldn't want a man at all
bitches will stick anything in their cunt to get off. And then they pretend to have "standards" and try to make it hard for the guys to fuck them
I hardly think girls that won't fuck you are only "pretending" to have standards... sounds to me like someone's bitter.
too much peer pressure. Just spread 'em ladies and let us dump our load. Then we will leave and won't even ask your name