Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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