we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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