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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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