Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
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I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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