Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I think my moral compass just broke
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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