Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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