My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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