I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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