You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I supernannyed him into submission
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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