is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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