Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
