I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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