The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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