Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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