Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
