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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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