Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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