Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
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laugh my fucking ass off
Lol one of the greatest i have seen on here
You say im kenny powers you mess with me I throw a brick in yo faceee!
You broke into your own house with a cinder block? At least you HAVE a house to break into, I live with my mom. And not only that-I got pregnant by a fuck buddy TWICE this year. I'd say in the race to be the biggest joke....I win. Waaah!
condoms... (the more you know)