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  Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?

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  I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.

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  (207): Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I? (1-207): I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me. http://tfl.nu/4usu
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  Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 29, 11 at 2:23pm

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  laugh my fucking ass off

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  Submitted by 3one3 on Dec 1, 11 at 2:44am

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  Lol one of the greatest i have seen on here

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  Submitted by showMEdemTITTAYS on Nov 29, 11 at 11:57pm

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  You say im kenny powers you mess with me I throw a brick in yo faceee!

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  Submitted by TwistedSista83 on Nov 30, 11 at 1:00am

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  You broke into your own house with a cinder block? At least you HAVE a house to break into, I live with my mom. And not only that-I got pregnant by a fuck buddy TWICE this year. I'd say in the race to be the biggest joke....I win. Waaah!

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    Submitted by jonesinhillary on Nov 30, 11 at 2:31pm

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    condoms... (the more you know)

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