I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Randomize
