I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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