How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
So much rum. So many feels.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
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How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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