I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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