let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
There was a lot of him and a little penis
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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