I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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