you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize