i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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