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this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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