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  • 65 26
    Submitted by krashski35 on Feb 13, 13 at 11:42pm

    I thought it was alcohol, tobacco and firearms?

    • 48 25
      Submitted by Kincaid333 on Feb 14, 13 at 11:22pm

      Fair point. We should also.include a little fine print regarding the tits and donuts.

  • 53 13
    Submitted by chillstar on Feb 17, 13 at 4:09pm

    Americ f$$k ya

  • 62 38
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Feb 13, 13 at 10:39pm

    Could have sworn this country was founded on using proper grammar, or maybe it was yelling louder than the other guy...

  • 54 23
    Submitted by JuggsaPoppin on Feb 13, 13 at 11:26pm

    <<snappy salute>> God Bless the U.S.!

  • 57 30
    Submitted by PLH3264 on Feb 13, 13 at 10:52pm

    This is what's wrong with this country now.

  • 54 26
    Submitted by Malicius on Feb 13, 13 at 10:06pm

    no its alcohol and guns...

  • 51 24
    Submitted by snowman87 on Feb 13, 13 at 5:31pm

    Well, you're half right on the alcohol.

  • 47 22
    Submitted by jg6141 on Feb 19, 13 at 4:51am

    And there I was thinking it was founded on douchbaggery and a profound, if not entirely misplaced, sense of superiority.

    • 25 28
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Apr 8, 13 at 10:49pm

      @jg6141 not all of us are smugly superior; just the ones who go backpacking instead of actually moving to another country.

  • 45 20
    Submitted by vingtetun on Feb 15, 13 at 9:39pm

    And built by slaves

  • 52 34
    Submitted by holyshitman on Feb 13, 13 at 9:53pm

    DONUTS!!!!!!!

  • 50 39
    Submitted by slutwalker18 on Feb 13, 13 at 2:56pm

    Clearly you were the flag around your crotch.

    • 49 20
      Submitted by ck24 on Feb 13, 13 at 6:11pm

      wear

  • 41 22
    Submitted by newyorkGOD on Feb 19, 13 at 12:27am

    Amurica was founded on alcohol, titties, tobacco, weed, and donuts!! America died...LONG LIVE AMURICA!!!

  • 45 34
    Submitted by ledzec on Feb 14, 13 at 12:30am

    If you don't like GTFO