dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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