Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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