i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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