Already got asked if we're dating
i jhust puked up my retainher.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
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no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
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Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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