That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Even my vagina gasped.
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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