The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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