a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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