We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
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Oh this is witty and extremely funny
Just flirt with the landlord. Problem solved!
this doesn't sound like a good night nor is it funny, it's reality. buzzkill.
you can sell yourself out as a whore.
I wish I was brooklyns landlord!
-the quiet guy in the corner
WHAT? that's the perfect time to go on a coke jag!
Intervention thru a text?? Really??
I agree with post #6. I have a friend who is teetering on the edge of a cocaine addiction, and there are few things LESS funny.
theres always a reason to flirt with it
This is one of those "funny cuz its true" moments
This is fuckin great!!!
I suck the landlords cock for $10 off of my rent per cock chug! I don't have to pay rent for the next three years! (da Brooklyn kid)
Haha! 2.34, good financial tip, I might use that one...
I wish I was old enough to feel feelings.
Not in this hard economic time to be flirting with expensive cocaine addiction. You probably should use crack cocaine to save a few dollars here and there.
Been there done that, but still have a nasal septum amazingly enough
Sweet life. Get a job bro.
145 you needed to use the Venn Diagram to prove that for him
Major Premise: The Miami University football team is in Miami.
Minor Premise: No one on the Miami University football team consumes cocaine.
Conclusion: There is no cocaine anywhere in Miami at all whatsoever.
What is this dude the 1980s?
They cut cocaine with baby laxatives. You really interested?
this sounds like the best time to flirt with an addiction to blow!
hey man, you can always sell dope or rob!
Hahaha 2:34 that was great
Miami? Sounds about right.
Wow 1:32. You flew off your handle about my Miami statement. I'm pretty sure, there is cocaine in Miami. Hence me knowing people from there and discussing their cocaine use. So how about you fuck off. Just because the football team in Miami doesn't do coke, doesn't mean that the drug use isn't there
I'm Doctor Roxzo and I do co-co-co-cocaine!
ok we dont really give a fuck who u are quit posting da brooklyn kid and the quiet guy in the corner
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
12:46 fuck off .. I go to miami university and cocaine is not popular at all ... Atleast not on the football team it isn't .
i thought it was kind of messed up, but then i saw 305 and it made sense. i'm not sure whether i should be depressed or proud about this...
1:45 well structured premise/sub premise. Now, do you really think the football player will understand even basic logic! You should have drawn pictures in crayon!
just checked this a few seconds ago and the bad nights was 666. That kind of scares me a little.
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