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  • Oh this is witty and extremely funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 4:27pm
  • Just flirt with the landlord. Problem solved!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:02am
  • this doesn't sound like a good night nor is it funny, it's reality. buzzkill.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:33am
  • you can sell yourself out as a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:20am
  • I wish I was brooklyns landlord! -the quiet guy in the corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:23am
  • WHAT? that's the perfect time to go on a coke jag!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:47am
  • I agree with post #6. I have a friend who is teetering on the edge of a cocaine addiction, and there are few things LESS funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:54am
  • Intervention thru a text?? Really??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:47am
  • This is one of those "funny cuz its true" moments

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:11am
  • theres always a reason to flirt with it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:00am
  • This is fuckin great!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:46pm
  • I wish I was old enough to feel feelings. - tqgitc

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:43am
  • I suck the landlords cock for $10 off of my rent per cock chug! I don't have to pay rent for the next three years! (da Brooklyn kid)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:14am
  • Haha! 2.34, good financial tip, I might use that one...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:19am
  • Not in this hard economic time to be flirting with expensive cocaine addiction. You probably should use crack cocaine to save a few dollars here and there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:34pm
  • Sweet life. Get a job bro.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:55am
  • Been there done that, but still have a nasal septum amazingly enough

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:40am
  • 145 you needed to use the Venn Diagram to prove that for him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 4:48pm
  • 1:32: Major Premise: The Miami University football team is in Miami. Minor Premise: No one on the Miami University football team consumes cocaine. Conclusion: There is no cocaine anywhere in Miami at all whatsoever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:45pm
  • What is this dude the 1980s? They cut cocaine with baby laxatives. You really interested?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:33am
  • this sounds like the best time to flirt with an addiction to blow! hey man, you can always sell dope or rob!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:57am
  • Hahaha 2:34 that was great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:41pm
  • Miami? Sounds about right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:46pm
  • I'm Doctor Roxzo and I do co-co-co-cocaine!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:35pm
  • Wow 1:32. You flew off your handle about my Miami statement. I'm pretty sure, there is cocaine in Miami. Hence me knowing people from there and discussing their cocaine use. So how about you fuck off. Just because the football team in Miami doesn't do coke, doesn't mean that the drug use isn't there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:52am
  • I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:03pm
  • ok we dont really give a fuck who u are quit posting da brooklyn kid and the quiet guy in the corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:51pm
  • 12:46 fuck off .. I go to miami university and cocaine is not popular at all ... Atleast not on the football team it isn't .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:32pm
  • i thought it was kind of messed up, but then i saw 305 and it made sense. i'm not sure whether i should be depressed or proud about this...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 8:01pm
  • just checked this a few seconds ago and the bad nights was 666. That kind of scares me a little.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:00pm
  • 1:45 well structured premise/sub premise. Now, do you really think the football player will understand even basic logic! You should have drawn pictures in crayon!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:12pm
  • COCAINE'S A HELLUVA DRUG!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:11am
  • Call 503-252-5279 for a good time! Ask for Shelby!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 5:07pm
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