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  • 71 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:20am

    you can sell yourself out as a whore.

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:33am

    this doesn't sound like a good night nor is it funny, it's reality. buzzkill.

  • 50 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:47am

    Intervention thru a text?? Really??

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:00am

    theres always a reason to flirt with it

  • 47 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:19am

    Haha! 2.34, good financial tip, I might use that one...

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:54am

    I agree with post #6. I have a friend who is teetering on the edge of a cocaine addiction, and there are few things LESS funny.

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:02am

    Just flirt with the landlord. Problem solved!

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 4:27pm

    Oh this is witty and extremely funny

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:46pm

    This is fuckin great!!!

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:34pm

    Not in this hard economic time to be flirting with expensive cocaine addiction. You probably should use crack cocaine to save a few dollars here and there.

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:00pm

    just checked this a few seconds ago and the bad nights was 666. That kind of scares me a little.

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:11am

    This is one of those "funny cuz its true" moments

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:40am

    Been there done that, but still have a nasal septum amazingly enough

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:14am

    I suck the landlords cock for $10 off of my rent per cock chug! I don't have to pay rent for the next three years! (da Brooklyn kid)

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:43am

    I wish I was old enough to feel feelings. - tqgitc

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:47am

    WHAT? that's the perfect time to go on a coke jag!

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:23am

    I wish I was brooklyns landlord! -the quiet guy in the corner

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:45pm

    1:32: Major Premise: The Miami University football team is in Miami. Minor Premise: No one on the Miami University football team consumes cocaine. Conclusion: There is no cocaine anywhere in Miami at all whatsoever.

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:33am

    What is this dude the 1980s? They cut cocaine with baby laxatives. You really interested?

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 4:48pm

    145 you needed to use the Venn Diagram to prove that for him

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:52am

    Wow 1:32. You flew off your handle about my Miami statement. I'm pretty sure, there is cocaine in Miami. Hence me knowing people from there and discussing their cocaine use. So how about you fuck off. Just because the football team in Miami doesn't do coke, doesn't mean that the drug use isn't there

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:55am

    Sweet life. Get a job bro.

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:57am

    this sounds like the best time to flirt with an addiction to blow! hey man, you can always sell dope or rob!

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:12pm

    1:45 well structured premise/sub premise. Now, do you really think the football player will understand even basic logic! You should have drawn pictures in crayon!

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 8:01pm

    i thought it was kind of messed up, but then i saw 305 and it made sense. i'm not sure whether i should be depressed or proud about this...

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:51pm

    ok we dont really give a fuck who u are quit posting da brooklyn kid and the quiet guy in the corner

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:41pm

    Hahaha 2:34 that was great

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:11am

    COCAINE'S A HELLUVA DRUG!

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:46pm

    Miami? Sounds about right.

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:35pm

    I'm Doctor Roxzo and I do co-co-co-cocaine!

  • 33 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:03pm

    I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me

  • 32 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:32pm

    12:46 fuck off .. I go to miami university and cocaine is not popular at all ... Atleast not on the football team it isn't .

  • 32 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 5:07pm

    Call 503-252-5279 for a good time! Ask for Shelby!