You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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So if she had a sex tape, you could literally call it Space Jam.
Also like MJ, your vag always has its tongue sticking out.
You're right, that's mean to your vagina since it has been praised for its great work by more men!
taking a sabatical, or retirement
More like Lamar Odom... Too many bad performances on too many teams...
Does that make your mouth Scotty pippen?
Gives new meaning to reverse slam!!!
Are her tits would be Scotty Pippin and Dennis Rodman!! Haha
No, the basket.
Does your vag only wear Hanes?
Does your vagina have a hitler mustache?
She should be happy, that's a great compliment! He basically just said that your vagina is the best vagina that has ever played in the league! Your vagina is the best ever and there are none others that can be compared to it! So she should be greatful that she has the greatest vagina of all time!!
Eh more like pippin with the fro
Vag, from the arc! Just vag it. We'll put our vag on you. Vag played baseball briefly in an ill-advised, Bo Jackson-like ego storm. Ok, I'm done.