Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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