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  • all i have to say is... false.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:21pm
  • 2:34 i bet your really ugly arent you and dont get any...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:56pm
  • screw ANYONE who says she isn't a keeper. Too many women won't go down at ALL!! If you find one...............take EVERY SINGLE BLOWJOB she will give you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:37pm
  • agreed 12:07. i went down on my bf the first day we met, and we've been going out for nearly 3 years now. 12:05, f**k off. you can be promiscuous and clean as a whistle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:27pm
  • I think that everyone is missing the main point which is that Matt got a bj, which is glorious. Cheers to him and to all the girls out there that give head, you deserve a medal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:21pm
  • This is so true for many girls. I made my bf wait at least a couple of months before anything happened, because I did not want to lose him. As for the other guys before him.. I didn't give a shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:13pm
  • This is the most immature way of thinking I've ever heard of. So if she has her shit together, good job, good career, and LIKES giving head, you should run the other direction? No wonder people are so screwed up these days.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:07pm
  • Wait, I went down on my husband the first day I met him. We were together 4 years and just got married last September. Sometimes, these things just happen!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:57pm
  • I went down on a guy on our first date, 6 years later we are stil together and happily married. Sometimes you just know, glad he didn't think I was a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:58pm
  • Guys should be happy that they're getting head and have found a girl willing to do that shit. And if she does it on the first date, and if she's good at it, why WOULDN'T you want her to be your girlfriend?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:29pm
  • sex within the first five minutes of meeting each other

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:45pm
  • it's a good thing you give a lot of head, because you can't spell for shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:49pm
  • Wow, I went on two different first dates with two different Matts about a week ago. I went down on both of them and both were in 321.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:45am
  • Taking it slow doesn't work. I tried that once, and the fucker cheated on me with my best friend. If you want the guy to be with only you, you gotta give him what he wants.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:51am
  • i'm not a slut, but i really enjoy giving head. i'll do it if i like you or not -- depends on if you get me in the right mood and if i'm into you sexually. so whether i want a relationship or not, if you make me feel sexy, and we're getting heated, i'm doin it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:43pm
  • maybe some of us just like to give head? and if that just so happens to happen on the first date...makes that guy a lucky man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:13pm
  • i have nothing against girls that like giving head. if you like it, do it. it doesn't matter if you just met the guy or not - if you're into it & he's into it, why not? as for me personally, i hate giving head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:33pm
  • Not always true, but if Im giving head on a first date it's because I want sex. I hold out if it's a guy I'm actually interested in, not months - but at least until the second or third date, haha. Moral of the story? Fuck 'em and chuck 'em.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:02pm
  • not necessarily... some girls just don't know to take it slow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:04am
  • Is this the matt who works at shark pit ewwwww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:37pm
  • i've done it once but that doesn't make me a skank

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:43pm
  • my best friend had sex with a guy the first night they met. they actually ended up being perfect for each other and are getting married soon. sometimes it works out :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:45am
  • "maybe some of us just like to give head? and if that just so happens to happen on the first date...makes that guy's a lucky man. " I agree... and I'm sure my boyfriend would too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:33pm
  • i think it all depends. just because she gives you head the first day she meets you doesn't mean she does that for everyone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:03pm
  • I think every guy probably gets this text at some point in their life lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:45am
  • people -- you do realize there are probably millions of matts that have gotten head in their lives -- so stop thinking its a matt you know, unless it truly is!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:14pm
  • Sorry ladies, you're skanks if you're blowin' dudes the first day you meet. It's just a fact. It's not a bad thing though, skanks have their uses. Mostly booty calls and hidden video set-ups to make a few bucks off 'em. In a few years when your hotness declines, you skanks will be useless and alone blowin' dudes for rent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:34pm
  • no those girls are usually more interested in stealing you from what ever relationship you ARE in by getting pregnant with your baby...psycho bitch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:34am
  • Just about every girl that will go down on you within a few hours of meeting is a whore. And more than likely, she has a few diseases to boot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:05pm
  • bahahahahaha i lolled so hard at this. My name IS matt......and the last girl i dated for 3 years went down on me within a few hours of meeting. She turned out to be a hoebag, so i guess ultimately the saying is true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:54am
  • My ex-wife slept with me the first night we went out...yeah, she was a huge whore. No bj's though. Ever. Daddy issues.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:07pm
  • Completely untrue... at least in my experiance giving head is a sign of sincere affection!! No Joke!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:03am
  • FALSE! I love giving head but i love love too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:07am
  • NOT ALWAYS TRUE!!! ive had some of my longest relationships from people i gave head to on the first night...years relationships...hey we have to find out up front before wasting any time if its worth our time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:42pm
  • so not true!!! and 2:34 you're an idiot, i really hope you were kidding

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:39pm
  • 12:41--- damn dirty swingers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:55pm
  • Well I kept my husband that way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:41am
  • you shouldnt be sucking dudes off when you first meet them. you dont know if theyve been tested, you dont know who've they've been with before you, and you don't know if theyre just going to blow you off the next day. have some self respect. girls, you dont have to pleasure a guy for him to like you....and i can't imagine that there are girls out there that like giving head..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:51pm
  • 3:51, I'm a girl and I love giving head. You're just a dumbass prude. And FYI, I'm STI free.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:13pm
  • that's a lie. my girlfriend's best friend blows basically every guy she meets... and still attempts relationships with them as well as their friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:22pm
  • 3:51 must be the one who claimed that bjs make a girl's teeth dig into her gums... 9:51 will sleep with you just cuz she's scared you'll fuck somebody else. Hello dumbass, if he's gonna cheat on you cuz you won't give it to him is he really worth it??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:17pm
  • i had sex with my boyfriend the night we met and things are pretty swell. it's not head, but same idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:49pm
  • Funnily enough my friend (571) sent me almost exactly the same message in exactly the same situation a week ago.... there's like one or two word differences but this is basically the same text I got... My name's matt.... weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:22am
  • whats the rule about getting a rimjob the first time you meet the girl. is she dating quality then?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:58pm
  • Sometimes the chemistry feels so right...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:16pm
  • myself and the girlfriend had sex and i got head aswell and we only met 20mins before hand!! still together now thats 8months ago

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:56am
  • who cares? you're getting some the first night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:06pm
  • June 3, 2009 10:54AM bahahahahaha i lolled so hard at this. My name IS matt......and the last girl i dated for 3 years went down on me within a few hours of meeting. She turned out to be a hoebag, so i guess ultimately the saying is true. no... that just proves some are... you're stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:22pm
  • 12:27...i've got your clean whistle right here :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:08pm
  • I blew my boyfriend very quickly in our relationship and now we have been married 3 years. I am STILL giving lots of head and enjoying it!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:14pm
  • Even weirder is my name is matt and I'm from the 321 and got a really similar message about a week ago too. Maybe the person that sent it to me posted it...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:32am
  • You people are fucking idiots. A girl who has sex/blows a guy on the first meeting is a whore that you don't need to give a second thought to (unless, of course, you need a booty call late at night).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 5:59pm
  • Matt the drunk that hangs out at sandbar all the time? Ewww what a loser hes lucky he got any

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:10pm
  • haha apparently there are a lot of matts out there getting some action ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:36am
  • I swollow a different guys cum everynight and I'm not a slut. My boyfriend doesn't mind either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:41pm
  • not true at all! i've gone down on a dude in lieu of having sex. some people believe a nice bj is more casual than full blown intercourse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:03am
  • 2:34 Grow up. Adults don't actually believe that skanks have their uses spiel you gave. Insecure boys do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:09pm
  • .......some girls, like myself, are just GOOD at coping dome and enjoy giving it. i have gone down on a guy when first meeting them and sadly its them that in the end don't want a relationship...call me easy but i just have a big heart and enjoy pleasing...wish guys werent such jerks ya know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:43pm
  • definately NOT true...some girls just like giving it but still make great girlfriends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:38pm
  • i think im in love with 4:13

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:07pm
  • It's debatable. Depends on what sort of fellow she takes you for. If she is, and she does, it may not be the best relationship she has in mind for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:08am
  • 12:41..... of course you arent a slut honey.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:59pm
  • Hallelujah, Thank you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:57am
  • Prostitutes in Amsterdam have lower STD rates than the general population there. Food for thought for anyone who thinks just coz you sleep around, you're diseased.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:17pm
  • AHAHA OMG THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:48pm
  • Maybe she really really really wants a relationship?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:47am
  • 11:45AM, are you busy this weekend?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:00pm
  • My name is Matt and I live in 321 and I got this text too. This is really trippy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:35am
  • I swear so help me if I know this person--Matt lied! It was second date and he wouldn't shut up about it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:07pm
  • for those who want to know, the Matt I was referring to (Im the original poster) was from out of town. Virginia, I think. So it was def not a Matt from Brevard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:47pm
  • Not true, I gave head to a guy I was really interested in on the first day... twice.

    Submitted by mostlylovinlife on Jun 4, 11 at 11:30pm
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