he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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