Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
barbara walters just said penis...
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as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....