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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving

  (301): View more from Maryland

  He didn't think we needed a taxi

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people

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• (310): View more from California

  The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear

  (310): View more from California

  We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home

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• (972): View more from Texas

  On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.

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