There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
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