Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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