i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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