There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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