I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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