problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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