i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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