id be glad to
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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